DAD JOKES: A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE OF LAUGHS
Walking Dead Dad Jokes
- Tell me a Dad Joke about The Walking Dead?
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What do you call a zombie who loves to sing? A “ghoul-tarist”!
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What do you get when you cross The Walking Dead with historical humor?
- A “zombified” version of the Boston Tea Party!
Punny Jokes
- What do you call someone who’s always nervous?
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A wreck!
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What do you call November 1st?
- The start of No-Shave-vember!
Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Rick.
- Rick who?
- Rick, roll! Come on, get up! The zombies are coming!
Historical Humor
- What do you call a zombie who fought in the American Revolution?
- A “graveyard of the brave”!
Political Anecdote
They say The Walking Dead is a metaphor for partisan politics nowadays. One day, during a heated debate, a politician said, “My constituents are behind me on this issue!” To which his opponent quipped, “Yes, they’re all dead!”
Random Joke
- What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
- A stick!
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
- What do you call a dad joke that’s so bad, it’s good?
- A zombie dad joke!