Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Grin
Charon Jokes
- Why did Charon get fired from his job? Because he was too radical!
- What’s Charon’s favorite square dance call? “Ferry Right Away!”
Jupiter/November 2nd Jokes
- What do you get when you combine Jupiter and November 2nd? A holiday where you can yell, “Halle-lunar!”
Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Charon.
- Charon who?
- Charon there to take you to the other side!
Radical Joke
- Why was the radical afraid of the pool? Because it had two chlorine atoms!
Political Anecdote
- In a political debate, Charon argued for a toll-free ride to the afterlife. When asked how he would fund it, he said, “I’ll just use my ferry-tale accounts!”
Random Joke or Riddle
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
- Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re dad-gummed awful!
Summary
From the river of underworld mythology to celestial bodies and even political puns, these dad jokes cover a wide range of topics, providing laughs for all. Whether they elicit a groan or a chuckle, these jokes are sure to brighten your day and make you appreciate the special brand of humor that only dads can deliver. So next time you need a good laugh, reach for one of these dad jokes and prepare for a “ferry” good time!