Dad Jokes: Swine Divine
Tired of the same old pig puns? Prepare for a hog-wild ride of dad jokes that will leave you squealing with laughter (or baconing your brains out).
Pork Jokes
- Why did the pig get lost? Because he took the wrong fork!
- What do you call a pig that’s always partying? A turnt-up porker!
- What do you get when you cross a pig with a gangster? A pork-chop-off!
Pun Jokes
- Why are veins so vain? Because they’re always making a vein attempt to get attention!
- What do you call the 4th of November? A vein day!
Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pork. Pork who? Pork and beans!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Swine. Swine who? Swine dine!
Turnt Jokes
- Why did the pig get turned upside down? To make bacon crumble!
- What’s a pig’s favorite party drink? Oink-tail!
Political Porkers
Once upon a time, a politician was giving a speech about pork. He said, “We need to protect our domestic pork industry. We should keep our pork safe from foreign imports.” A voice from the audience shouted, “But what about the pigs?” The politician replied, “They’re already in the barrel!”
Random Joke
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
Dad Joke on Dad Jokes
Why did the dad joke get fired from the joke factory? Because it was too cheesy!