The Pun-derful World of Dad Jokes
Hedgehog Jokes
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To get to the pin-cushion!
What do you call a hedgehog that’s always late?
A homey!
November 4th Jokes
What do you call someone who’s always celebrating November 4th?
A fourth-grader!
Answer: Because they’re always “waiting for the first” (November 1st.)
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hedgehog.
Hedgehog who?
Hedgehog-nomenal jokes!*
Homey Jokes
What do you call a homey who’s always getting into trouble?
A hedge-trouble-maker!
Hedgehog in Politics
Once upon a time, a hedgehog ran for president. During his acceptance speech, he said, “I’m not the sharpest quill in the bush, but I’m going to give it my all!”
Random Joke
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
Epilogue
These dad jokes may be groan-worthy, but they’re sure to bring a smile to your face. So next time you need a good laugh, don’t hesitate to share these pun-tastic gems with your loved ones. They’re guaranteed to “spike” their spirits!