Dad Jokes: A Sculpting Extravaganza!
Sculpting Shenanigans
Dad Joke: What do you call a sculptor who’s always getting arrested?
Answer: A marble felon
Dad Joke with a Musical Twist: What do you call a sculptor who plays the guitar?
Answer: A stone-strumming sculptor
Punny Paradise
Pun: Why was the vagina embarrassed?
Answer: Because it was open November 6th.
Knockin’ on Art’s Door
Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, knock.
Who’s there: Sculptor.
Sculptor who: Sculptor you!
Music and Entertainment Delights
Dad Joke: What do you call a musician who lives in a sculpture?
Answer: A statue quo musician
Dad Joke: Why did the comedian become a sculptor?
Answer: To make people laugh at his marble-ous jokes
Politics and Sculpture
Anecdote: A politician went to a sculpting exhibition and asked the artist, “What’s the name of this sculpture?” The artist replied, “It’s called ‘Two Politicians Fighting Over a Budget.'” The politician looked puzzled and said, “But I only see one politician.” The artist smiled and said, “The other one is campaigning.”
Bonus Joke
Riddle: What has a head and a tail but no body?
Answer: A coin