Laugh Out Loud: A Supremely Punny Collection of Dad Jokes
Supreme Court Justice Jokes
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What do Supreme Court Justices do when they’re sad? Cry-me-a-river.
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Why did the Supreme Court Justice get a new brat? Because his old one was unconstitutional!
Deimos and November 6th Puns
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What do you call the Greek god of terror who loves sea monsters? Deimos-in-the-deep.
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What happened on the 6th of November? Linus celebrated Blanket Day.
Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Roe. Roe who? Roe v. Wade, now stop knocking!
Brat Jokes
- What do you call a Supreme Court Justice’s brat who keeps getting into trouble? A minor inconvenience.
Funny Anecdote
In a political debate, one Supreme Court Justice exclaimed, “I’m so old, I remember when we used to vote for presidents who were already dead!”
Random Jokes
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Why was the blonde counting her chicken puns? To see if she had egg-cellent jokes.
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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
Dad Joke on Dad Jokes
- What do you call a joke that’s so bad it’s actually funny? A dad joke.
Summary
Hold on tight to your legal pads, folks! This article features a hilarious lineup of puns, jokes, and anecdotes that will make even the most stern Supreme Court Justices chuckle. From the witty play on words about Deimos and November 6th to the snarky Supreme Court Justice knock-knock, this collection is sure to leave you laughing out loud.