Dad Jokes That Will ‘Chillify’ Your Day
President of the European Commission Edition
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What’s the President of the European Commission’s favorite chilly treat? EU-scream!
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Why did the President of the European Commission take a break from politics to become a comedian? Because he wanted to chill-ax.
Punny Alternate
- What did November 7th say to Valentine’s Day? We’re not been 7 for each other!
Knock, Knock
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Chilly.
- Chilly who?
- Chilly to the bone, man. The EU needs to send aid, stat!
Chill-Related Puns
- Why was the air conditioner always bragging? Because it was a real chill cat.
Political Antics
- One day, the President of the European Commission was giving a speech about EU-Russia relations. Suddenly, he stopped and said, “I’m sorry, but I’m freezing.” The audience laughed and someone called out, “Turn off the sanctions!”
Random Humor
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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
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Summary:
Get ready to laugh your pants off with these hilarious dad jokes that are sure to ‘chillify’ your day! From the puns to the presidential jokes, these one-liners will have you rolling on the floor. So, gather your friends and family, sit back, and let the dad jokes flow. Just don’t blame us if you laugh too hard and end up with an EU-scream!