Dad Jokes Gone Wild: The Ultimate Bone-Chilling Collection
Bone Jokes
- What do you call a bone with no arms? A humerus.
- Why did the skeleton get lost? Because it didn’t have a map… or any flesh.
Whatever Jokes
- Why couldn’t the skeleton solve the mystery? Because it had no “clues.”
Artery and November 8th Jokes
- What do you call an artery with a bad attitude? A vein-ful.
- Why is November 8th the unluckiest day of the year? Because it’s “bone-volent.”
Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Bones.
- Bones who?
- Bones to be jolly!
Whatever Jokes
- What do you call a skeleton that’s always late? A bonehead.
Political Bone Antics
A skeleton ran for office but ended up losing. When asked why, he replied, “I didn’t have any support.”
Random Joke and Riddle
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Riddle:
What has an eye, but cannot see? A needle.
Expansive Summary
This wacky collection of groan-worthy dad jokes navigates the hilarious realms of bones, whatever, arteries, November 8th, political skeletons, and random chuckles. From the bone-chillingly bad to the rib-ticklingly funny, these jokes are guaranteed to make you laugh or “bone” you on the head with their absurdity. Brace yourself for a wild ride where laughter bones will be rattle-d with delight!