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Calling All Pun-derful Android Aficionados!

Dad Joke Alert: Android Edition

A Droid Joke

Why did the Android get lost in the forest?

Because someone turned off its GPS!

Yo Momma Joke

Yo momma is so old, she remembers when Android was called “Dinner.”

A Nutty Play on Words

What do you call a Greek goddess who loves the ninth month?

Depi-nine!

Knock, Knock

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Android.
Android who?
Your new assistant for all your dad joke needs!

Yo Momma Take 2

Yo momma is so clumsy, she dropped her Android and launched the “Prank Call” app on accident!

Android in the Political Arena

A politician was giving a speech with his Android in his pocket. As he was talking, the screen lit up and a ringtone played.

“Excuse me,” the politician said, “but I have to take this. It’s my Android calling from the other side of the debate.”

Random Riddliculousness

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A stick.

Dad Joke Meta-Joke

Why are Android dad jokes so bad?

Because they’ve byte into the worst of the puns!

Expansive Summary

This captivating article delivered an arsenal of Android-themed dad jokes, ranging from groan-worthy to knee-slappingly hilarious. We journeyed through the digital realm with puns about lost droids, ancient goddesses, and even explored the potential political antics of our beloved devices. And to top it all off, a zesty riddle left us questioning our understanding of returning projectiles. Prepare yourself for endless entertainment as you unleash these gems upon your unsuspecting friends and family!