Dropping the Mic: Dad Jokes That Hit the Spot
Mayonnaise Mishaps
- Why did the mayonnaise get arrested? Because it was caught egg-handed!
- What do you call mayonnaise that’s not afraid to face its problems? Vibe mayonnaise!
Palate Puns
- What does your picky palate say when it wants a taste of fall? “I’m feeling Novemburry.”
Knocking on Mayonnaise’s Door
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Mayo.
- Mayo who?
- Mayo I get a slice of bread, please?
Vibe Check Delights
- What do you get when you mix a dad joke about mayonnaise and a vibe check? A condiment-flavored laugh!
Political Mayonnaise
- Once, mayonnaise ran for president, but it couldn’t get enough votes because people found it too spread out.
Bonus Riddle
- What has a head, tail, and is brown all over? A penny!
Bonus Dad Joke: Don’t Believe the Hype
- What do you call these dad jokes? Jokes for garnish!