Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Veggie Tales
Dad Joke: Vegetarian
Why did the vegetarian get lost in the grocery store?
Because they couldn’t resist the aisle of temptation!
Vegetarian-Lowkey Dad Joke
What do you call a vegetarian who’s not very forthcoming?
A lowkey vegan.
Phobos/November 13th Pun
What do you call a moon that’s terrified of foreigners?
Phobos! (because it sounds like “phobia”)
Or,
What do you get when you combine November 13th with a bowl of noodles?
Pho-tober!
Vegetarian Knock-Knock Joke
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, I’m a vegetarian too!
Lowkey Vegetarian Dad Joke
Why did the lowkey vegetarian have to quit the band?
Because they kept trying to drum up support for their meatless movement.
Veggie Tales in Politics
One day, a vegetarian politician was asked why they supported strict veganism.
They replied, “Lettuce discuss our carrot and pea-ceful approach.”
Random Joke/Riddle
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Bonus Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
What do you call a dad joke that’s so bad it’s good?
A “groaner.”