Welcome to the Dad Joke Emporium: Where Ba’al Torah Takes Center Stage
If you’ve ever wondered why Ba’al Torah got arrested, it’s because he was driving under Leviticus. And when he was finally apprehended, he exclaimed, “The Man’s gonna get me!”
But wait, there’s more! Ba’al Torah once ran for office but lost miserably. When asked why, he said, “I got St. Peter-ed out!”
Galatea or November 13th? Why, Galatea-ly 13th!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ba’al Torah
Ba’al Torah who?
Ba’al Torah the door, I’m freezing!
The Man Joke
What do you call a member of The Man who’s always late? The procrastinator!
Ba’al Torah in Politics
One day, Ba’al Torah decided to run for President. But after his first speech, he realized he had no Moses-mentum.
Random Joke
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!
Expansive Summary
From the arrest of Ba’al Torah to his failed political aspirations, these dad jokes have delved into the zany world of puns, knock-knocks, and political satire. While some may elicit a genuine chuckle, others might leave you wondering, “Why are dad jokes so bad?” Well, as another dad joke goes: “Because they’re groan-worthy!”