Saddle Up for Some Hoof-Hearted Humor
Dad Joke about Horseback Riding:
Why did the horse feel so proud? Because he had a high neigh-m of confidence.
Veg-Out Horseback Riding Joke:
What do you call a horse that loves vegetables? A broccoli-rider!
Europa/November 14th Pun:
Why was Europa so cold? Because it’s far away from the sun and has a moon named “Europa” that rhymes with “too far”!
Knock-Knock Joke about Horseback Riding:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Horsy.
Horsy who?
Horsy around and find out!
Veg-Out Dad Joke:
Why didn’t the equestrian share his carrots? Because he wanted to keep his horse-power a secret!
Political Horseback Riding Anecdote:
A politician was asked why he rode a horse to work. He replied, “Because it’s the only way I can get a steady gallop out of Washington!”
Horseback Riding Riddle:
What has a saddle and four legs but no rider? A rocking horse!
Random Dad Joke:
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.