Dad Jokes to Make You Groan
Riddle Me This
What kind of mystery is solved by pulling a rabbit out of a hat?
Answer: A magic mystery!
Workplace Wit
Why did the detective resign from his job?
Because he was always getting stumped!
Pun-tastic
Why was the nervous squirrel shaking on November 17th?
Because it was getting cold… turkey!
Knock, Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mystery.
Mystery who?
Mystery is what you get when you don’t find out who’s there!
Office Humor
What do you call a detective who works in an office?
A “desk” detective!
Politics and Mystery
A politician is accused of stealing a diamond. The judge asks, “Where’s the evidence?”
The prosecutor replies, “We have a witness who saw him take it!”
The defense attorney responds, “Your Honor, that’s not evidence. That’s just hear-say!”
Random Riddle
What has a white head and a red body?
Answer: A cherry wearing a beanie!
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
Why are dad jokes so bad?
Because they’re not mommy jokes!