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Dad Jokes: A Praying Mantis-fest of Puns, Knock-Knocks, and More

Praying Mantis Dad Joke

Why did the praying mantis look so shocked?

Because he saw the future!

Praying Mantis-Bet Dad Joke

What do you call a praying mantis that won a bet?

A winner mantis!

Tongue/November 23rd Pun

Why did the tongue drink all the water on November 23rd?

Because it was thirsty and it was Thanksgiving!

Praying Mantis Knock-Knock Joke

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Praying Mantis.
Praying Mantis who?
Praying mantis go to the grocery store to buy some food?

Bet Dad Joke

Why are bets with praying mantises so reliable?

Because they always put their money where their mouths are!

Praying Mantis in Politics

Once, a praying mantis decided to run for president. But he lost the election because he couldn’t make any promises. He was a mantis of his word!

Random Joke/Riddle

What has an eye but cannot see?

A needle.

Snarky Dad Joke about Dad Jokes

Why are dad jokes so bad?

Because they’re paternal. Get it? PATernal?