Dad Jokes: A Praying Mantis-fest of Puns, Knock-Knocks, and More
Praying Mantis Dad Joke
Why did the praying mantis look so shocked?
Because he saw the future!
Praying Mantis-Bet Dad Joke
What do you call a praying mantis that won a bet?
A winner mantis!
Tongue/November 23rd Pun
Why did the tongue drink all the water on November 23rd?
Because it was thirsty and it was Thanksgiving!
Praying Mantis Knock-Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Praying Mantis.
Praying Mantis who?
Praying mantis go to the grocery store to buy some food?
Bet Dad Joke
Why are bets with praying mantises so reliable?
Because they always put their money where their mouths are!
Praying Mantis in Politics
Once, a praying mantis decided to run for president. But he lost the election because he couldn’t make any promises. He was a mantis of his word!
Random Joke/Riddle
What has an eye but cannot see?
A needle.
Snarky Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
Why are dad jokes so bad?
Because they’re paternal. Get it? PATernal?