Dad Jokes to Tickle Your Drawing Bone
Pencil Punchline
“What do you call a pencil that’s been in the sun too long?”
“Sun-burned”
Tubular Twist
“Why did the artist paint a picture of a pipe?”
“Because it was tubular!”
Rear-End Relief
“What do you call the end of November?”
“Turkey rectum!”
Knocking on Canvas
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Drawing.”
“Drawing who?”
“Drawing a blank on this joke!”
Tubularly Sublime
“Why did the artist draw a circle inside a square?”
“Because he wanted to make a tubular square!”
Political Pencil
“How does a politician draw attention to himself?”
“By signing his name on a bill!”
Random Riddle
“What has a head but no brain, has a body but no legs, and has a bed but never sleeps?”
“A river”
Bonus Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
“What do you call a dad joke that’s so bad it’s good?”
“A dad win!”