Fly Away with Fun: Dad Jokes for Aviators and All
Prepare for take-off with these hilarious dad jokes that will leave you laughing in the aisles:
Aerophobia: Fear of Flying
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Why did the pilot get arrested? Because he was caught flying under the influence of gravity!
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I’m afraid of flying, but I’m really cool with chilling out. Let’s just say my fear of flying is on ice.
Punny Antics
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What do you call a doctor who treats the anal canal? A rear admiral.
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If you’re born on November 23rd, you’re a nine-month-over.
Knock, Knock
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Aerophobia.
- Aerophobia who?
- I can’t fly, but I can knock!
Chill Vibes
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
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My friend is so chill, he could turn an airplane into a freezer.
Political Puns
- I heard a politician was afraid of flying. He was afraid he would lose his seat!
Bonus Joke
- What do you call a bee that makes decisions? A honeycomb-ination.
Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
- Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re the tier of comedy that makes you groan.