When a Dad’s Jokes Hit the Sea-t Spot
Who’s always getting lost in the ocean? Marine-ers! (Get it?)
Why did the Marine ask for a sip of cola? To make a salty-soda!
Near-Me-Pun Joke:
What’s near me and smells like carrots? Near-rots!
Knock-Knock Joke:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Marine.
Marine who?
Marine to tell you you’re doing great, keep it up!
Dad Joke about Sip:
Why did the Sip get in trouble? Because it was being salty!
Political Punchline:
A Marine runs for president and loses. His running mate asks him, “What happened?” He replies, “I didn’t get the votes. I guess I was shore-ly not a strong-enough candidate.”
Random Dad Joke:
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Dad Joke Overload:
Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re so dad-ernable!