Seeking Nocturnal Chuckles: Owl-Inspired Dad Jokes
Owl Jokes
- Why did the owl go to jail? Because he was caught hooting and hollering!
- Why don’t owls wear pants? Because they have their own “hoodies.”
Owl Joke in BASIC
10 PRINT "Hoo's there?"
20 INPUT "WHO"; A$
30 IF A$ = "Owlets" THEN PRINT "Who's the cutest?"
40 IF A$ = "Who" THEN GOTO 20
50 END
Pun Joke
- What do you call an owl that’s always a little backed up? An anal canal!
- What’s the date when Thanksgiving and Black Friday get married? November 29th!
Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Owl.
- Owl who?
- Owl bet you didn’t see that coming!
Related Basic Joke
- Why did the BASIC programmer get lost in the woods? Because he didn’t know how to IF…THEN…ELSE!
Owl in Politics
In a debate, a politician was asked, “What do you think about government subsidies on hooting?” The politician replied, “I’m all ears… wait, I mean, I think it’s unwise to give hoots to people who can’t hoot for themselves!”
Bonus Joke
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!