Dad Jokes: Totally Awesome or Totally Lame?
Adrenal Gland-tastic Jokes
- What do you call an extremely stressed-out deer? Adrenalined!
- Did you hear about the adrenaline addict who went to a Totally 80s party? He was totally pumped!
Nerve-Wracking Puns
- What do you call a nervous lawyer? A case of nerves!
- Why was December 9th so nervous? Because it was the end of 11!
Knock-Knock Joke Extravaganza
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Adrenal gland.
- Adrenal gland who?
- Adrenal gland that if you don’t open this door, I’ll pump you full of hormones!
Totally Dad Jokes
- What do you call a totally awesome adrenaline rush? A Totally-DRENALINE adrenaline rush!
Political Pun-derworld
- Why did the politician get confused about his adrenal glands? Because he kept mixing them up with his poli-glands!
Random Joke Intermission
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Dad Joke Meta Joke
- What do you call a joke that’s both corny and dad-approved? A Dad Joke!
Expansive Summary
From the adrenaline-pumping thrills of Totally 80s parties to the nerve-racking anticipation of December 9th, this collection of dad jokes will surely get your synapses firing. Whether you’re a lawyer in need of a chuckle or a politician with a case of the poli-glands, these jokes are guaranteed to provide a much-needed dose of laughter. So, buckle up and get ready for a Totally-DRENALINE adrenaline rush of dad jokes!