Dad Jokes: The Sheik Edition
What do you call a religious scholar who’s always getting lost?
A Sheik in the woods.
What do you call a religious scholar who loves animal puns?
A pun-dit.
Why did the Earth stop in its orbit on December 11th?
Because it was December eleventh.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sheikh.
Sheikh who?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sheikh.
Sheikh who?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sheikh.
Sheikh who?
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Sheikh.
Sheikh who?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sheikh.
Sheikh who?
What do you call a cat who’s a religious scholar?
A purr-dit.
Fun Fact: In politics, a religious scholar is often called a “sheik politician.” One day, a sheik politician was giving a speech when he suddenly stopped and shouted, “Did you hear that? I think my sheikh fell off!”
Bonus Joke:
Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
Because he wanted cold hard cash.