Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan
Degu Jokes
Why did the degu run into the street?
To get to the other side!Did you hear about the degu who went to the doctor?
He was having a hard time chewing his food.
Degu and “On God” Jokes
What do you call a degu who’s always swearing?
A holy degu!
Puns
What do you call a month that’s really cold?
Despina-chill!
Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Degu.
Degu who?
Degu n’t disturb me, I’m trying to sleep.
On God Jokes
Why did the guy on God get fired from his job?
Because he kept making “heavenly” mistakes.
Political Humor
Did you hear about the degu who ran for president?
He promised to build a wall… around his food bowl.
Random Joke
What do you call a frog with no legs?
Unhoppy!
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
Why are dad jokes so bad?
Because they’re aimed at the lowest common denominator… dads!
Summary
Prepare yourself for an onslaught of groan-worthy dad jokes that will have you rolling your eyes and simultaneously chuckling under your breath. From degu-licious puns to knock-knock calamities with heavenly undertones, this delightful collection ensures a smile, a groan, and perhaps even a raised eyebrow or two.