French near Salivary glands
Contents
- 1 Get French in Salivary glands, read on…
- 2 Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good and the Hilariously Bad
- 2.1 Tell Me a Dad Joke about French
- 2.2 Add another Dad Joke about French related to Snack
- 2.3 Add a pun joke about either Salivary glands or December 30th
- 2.4 Perhaps, add a Knock-Knock joke about French
- 2.5 Include a related Dad Joke about Snack
- 2.6 Be cute with a funny anecdote about French in politics
- 2.7 Get funny, be snarky, just have fun with it!
- 2.8 Add a random joke or riddle of your choosing, anything you like — I trust you, because you have a great sense of humor
- 2.9 Add a Dad Joke about these dad jokes
- 3 More on French…
Get French in Salivary glands, read on…
Pithy Version:
“My opponent: ‘As French as a croissant.’ Me: ‘More like a baguette, with a hint of dad jokes’.”
Bonus Joke:
What’s a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good and the Hilariously Bad
TL;DR: Dad jokes are corny, silly, and sometimes groan-inducing, but they can also be a source of laughter and bring people together.
Tell Me a Dad Joke about French
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs!
What do you call a French snack that makes bubbles?
Poppourri
Add a pun joke about either Salivary glands or December 30th
What do salivary glands do at a party?
They spit on the dance floor!
Perhaps, add a Knock-Knock joke about French
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
French.
French who?
French tickled to see you!
What do you call a lazy snack?
A couch potato!
Be cute with a funny anecdote about French in politics
In a political debate, one candidate claimed that his opponent was “as French as a croissant.”
The opponent replied, “Actually, I’m more like a baguette. I’m long and thin, and I’m always baked.”
Get funny, be snarky, just have fun with it!
Why did the French mime go to the doctor?
Because he couldn’t stop giving invisible pain attacks!
Add a random joke or riddle of your choosing, anything you like — I trust you, because you have a great sense of humor
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
Add a Dad Joke about these dad jokes
What do you call a dad joke that’s so bad, it’s good?
A dad joke!
More on French…
- French cuisine
- French bakery
- French bistro
- French cafe
- French pastry
- French wine
- French dessert
- French cheese
- French food
- French cooking
- French restaurant
- French snack
- Healthy French snack
- Easy French snack
- Quick French snack
- Vegetarian French snack
- Vegan French snack
- Gluten-free French snack
- Dairy-free French snack
- Nut-free French snack
- Egg-free French snack
- Soy-free French snack
- Wheat-free French snack
- Low-carb French snack
- Low-fat French snack
- High-protein French snack
- High-fiber French snack
- French snack delivery
- French snack catering
- French snack recipes
- French snack ideas
- French snack inspiration
- French snack culture
- French snack history
- French snack etiquette