Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (and Laugh)
Regional Councilor or Assembly Member Jokes
- What do you call a regional councilor who’s always sleeping on the job? A snooze-member!
- Why did the assembly member get arrested? For assembly-ing an illegal gathering.
“Dude” Jokes
- What do you call a dude who can’t keep a secret? A dude-nival hour.
- Why did the dude cross the playground? To hang with his buds!
Punny Jokes
- What do you call a vagina that’s always getting into trouble? A panty raid-er.
- Why did November 13th get scared? Because it was Friday the 13th!
Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Regional councilor.
Regional councilor who?
Regional councilor can’t be reached right now, please leave a message after the beep.
“Dude” Jokes Revisited
- What do you call a dude who’s always losing his hair? A dude-balding.
- Why did the dude get a new haircut? To look sharp!
Political Anecdote
Once, a regional councilor was giving a speech and said, “I’m not a politician.” The audience burst into laughter, and the councilor said, “Well, I guess that makes me a non-politician politician.”
Random Joke
- What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
Summary
This article provides a collection of dad jokes that are sure to make you laugh, groan, and roll your eyes. From Regional Councilor jokes to puns and “Dude” jokes, there’s something for everyone who appreciates a good dad joke. So next time you need a laugh, pull out this article and let the dad jokes flow!