Dad Jokes: The Home Improvement Edition
Home Maintenance Hijinks
“What do you call a handyman who’s always getting distracted? A ‘tool-lerant’!”
Totally Related
“Why did the carpenter hire a mime? He needed someone to ‘saw’ wood silently!”
Mercury Madness
“Mercury loves November 14th because it’s his ‘heavy metal birthday’!”
Knock-Knock Knockdown
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Maintenance.
Maintenance who?
Maintenance check out this leaky faucet!”
Totally Inconvenient
“What do you call a carpenter who only builds closets? A ‘totally’ incompetent one!”
Political Plumbing
“I heard the government is hiring plumbers. Must be a big ‘leak’ in the budget!”
Random Riddle
“What has a bed that you can’t sleep in, but you can eat on it?” A lettuce head!
Synthesis
From home maintenance mishaps to political plumbing, these dad jokes prove that laughter knows no hammers or nails! They may not be the most groundbreaking, but they’ll surely put a DIY-sized grin on your face. So, whether you’re fixing a leaky faucet or debating the latest infrastructure bill, remember, even the most serious tasks can benefit from a little “tool” humor.
Bonus Dad Joke about Dad Jokes:
“What do you call a dad who tells bad jokes? A ‘dad joke-ular’!”