Tickle Your Funny Bone with Dad Jokes Extravaganza
Clavicle Craze
Why did the clavicle get arrested?
* Because it was a collar-bone criminal!
Why did the ghosted clavicle feel so down?
* Because it had no shoulder to cry on!
Venus and November 16th Puns
What do you call a planet that’s always on your back?
* A pain in the Venus!
Why did the November 16th date get lost?
* Because it couldn’t find its way to December!
Knock-Knock on Clavicle’s Door
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Clavicle.
Clavicle who?
Clavicle take a moment to appreciate these jokes!
Ghosted-ly Humor
Why did the ghosted person get a clavicle tattoo?
* To always have someone holding onto them!
Clavicle in Politics
One time, a politician running for clavicle was caught taking bribes.
When asked why he did it, he replied, “I couldn’t collar-brate with my conscience.”
Random Riddle
What can fly but has no wings, can cry but has no eyes, and can be happy or sad?
* A cloud!
Dad Jokeception
What do you call all these dad jokes about clavicles?
* A bone-us!