Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Funny and the Hilariously Bad
Ophidiophobia
- Why did the person with Ophidiophobia cross the road? To get to the other side… and avoid any snakes.
- What do you call a person with Ophidiophobia who is also a Simp? A snake-afraid simp.
Pluto/November 16th
- What do you call a planet that’s not really a planet anymore? A Pluto-problem.
- Why is November 16th the worst day to go shopping? Because it’s the sixteenth of never!
Knock-Knock
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Ophidio.
- Ophidio who?
- I’m afraid to find out!
Simp
- What’s the difference between a Simp and a snake? One goes through grass, the other goes through ashes.
Political Punchline
- Why did the politician with Ophidiophobia run for mayor? Because he wanted to avoid campaign snakes.
Random Joke/Riddle
- What has many keys but can’t open a single door? A piano.
Dad Joke Metonymy
- What do you call a collection of bad dad jokes? A dad-roach.
Summary
This article presents an eclectic compilation of dad jokes ranging from the cringe-inducing to the side-splittingly funny. From ophidiophobia-themed puns to political humor, the jokes explore various themes and perspectives. Whether you’re a dad looking to elicit groans or simply enjoy the art of terrible jokes, this article has something for everyone. So sit back, laugh (or cringe), and remember that even the worst dad jokes have their own peculiar charm.