Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good and the Hilariously Hilarious
Capillary Jokes
- What did the capillary say to the bloodstream? “I’m feeling a little vein.”
- Why are capillaries so dummy hard? Because they’re so narrow-minded!
Tear Duct/November 21st Pun
- What do you call a tear duct that’s always crying? A “sob-story” gland.
- Why is November 21st such a special day? Because it’s “Tear-away the calendar” day!
Capillary Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Capillary.
- Capillary who?
- Capillary-don’t ask me such narrow questions!
Dummy Hard Dad Joke
- What do you call capillaries that are too narrow to let blood cells pass? Dummy hard capillaries!
Capillaries in Politics
- The capillaries in Washington, D.C. must be very confused. They keep seeing politicians spin their stories and saying one thing while doing another!
Random Joke
- What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
Expansive Summary
From capillary dilemmas to tear-inducing puns, this collection of dad jokes caters to every level of humor. From the not-so-good to the knee-slappingly funny, these jokes explore the complexities of capillaries, dummy hard situations, and even delve into the world of politics. Whether you’re a dad looking for a chuckle or simply someone in need of a good laugh, this article has got you covered.