Dad Jokes: The Pun-derful World of Witty Wisdom
Comical Capers
“What do you call a comedian who can’t stop telling jokes?” A stand-up comic on a treadmill!
“Why did the comedian wear a life jacket on stage?” Because his jokes were sinking!
Hits Different Jokes
“What’s the difference between a stand-up comedian and a surgeon?” One performs in front of a laughing audience, and the other performs in front of a laughing gas audience.
“Why did the singer choose to perform comedy?” Because music just wasn’t hitting different anymore.
Punishment Patrol
“Why did Galatea get banned from the library?” Because she kept making statues-que interruptions!
“What do you call November 23rd?” Black Friday’s twin brother, Black Tuesday!
Knocking on Comedy’s Door
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Comedy.”
“Comedy who?”
“Comedy and see who’s laughing!”
Hits Different, Again
“Why did the comedy club bouncer have to check for weapons?” Because they didn’t want any stand-up shootings.
Political Punchlines
“Why did the president cancel his comedy show?” Because he realized his jokes were no laughing matter!
Random Riddle Extravaganza
What has a head and a tail but no body? A coin!
Dad Joke Finale
“What do you call a collection of really bad dad jokes?” A dad joke bonanza!