Dad Jokes: The School Board Edition
Board Member Jokes
- What do you call a school board member who always argues? A plank with an ax to grind.
- What do you call a school board member who loves to set goals? A chief aim-e
Palate/November 29th Jokes
- What’s the palate’s favorite holiday? Thanksgiving because it’s filled with taste buds of joy!
- Why did November 29th upset the calendar? Because it was late!
Door Knockers
- Knock knock.
- Who’s there?
- School board.
- School board who?
- We’re here to ask for your vote!
Goal-Oriented Jokes
- What do you call a school board member who’s always trying to improve? A high achiever-ment.
- Why did the school board member cross the road? To reach their goal!
Political Anecdote
At a school board meeting, a board member was making a long-winded speech about the importance of education. Suddenly, a member of the audience interrupted. “Excuse me,” he said. “But I think you’re barking up the wrong tree.” The board member frowned. “And why do you say that?” The man replied, “Because the school board is responsible for barking up the wrong trees!”
Other Jokes
- What’s the difference between a well-educated person and a well-informed person? Well-educated people know the right answers. Well-informed people know where to find the answers.
- Why are fish the best teachers? Because they swim-ply the best!
Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
- What’s the worst part about dad jokes? That they’re always groan-worthy!