Dad Jokes: A Parish Secretary’s Guide to Comedy
Parish Secretary Jokes
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What do you call a Parish Secretary who’s always late? A lay-out!
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What’s the difference between a Parish Secretary and a politician? About two inches of hair on their tongue!
Adulting Jokes
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Why is adulting like being a Parish Secretary? Because it’s always something breaking down!
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What’s the most annoying thing about adulting? Having to wash the dishes you didn’t make!
Pun Jokes
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Why did the Triton get arrested? Because he was always blowing his conch!
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What do you call someone who celebrates November 29th? A Tur-key-lator!
Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Parish Secretary. Parish Secretary who? Parish Secretary, sure you can come in!
Anecdote
“I’m running for office,” the politician said. “I’ll need a reliable Parish Secretary.”
“Do you have any experience?” the woman asked.
“Well,” the politician said, “I’ve never actually run for office before, but I have filled out a few ballots.”
Random Joke/Riddle
- What has hands but can’t clap? A clock.