Hilarious Dad Jokes to Make You Groan
Devilish Delights
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Why do demons make terrible neighbors?
Because they’re always raising hell! -
What do you call a friendly devil?
Homey!
Pun-derful Pranks
- Why did Miranda get arrested on November 29th?
Because she was caught doing a jig on a turkey!
Knock-Knock Who’s There?
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there? - The Devil.
The Devil who? - You smell like brimstone!
Homey, the Demon
- What’s Homey’s favorite instrument?
The pitchfork and piano!
The Devil in Politics
- One day, the Devil decided to run for president. During his campaign speech, he declared, “My platform is simple: I promise to raise the minimum wage, lower taxes, and create jobs.”
The crowd was stunned.
“Why are you making such generous promises?” they asked.
The Devil grinned. “Oh, don’t worry, it’s all just part of my devious plan. Once I’m elected, I’ll never follow through on any of it.”
Random Riddles
- I have a bed, but I don’t sleep. I have a mouth, but I don’t eat. I have a head, but I don’t think. What am I?
A river
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
- Why are dad jokes so bad?
Because they’re groan-worthy!