Dad Jokes Galore: School Board Edition

School Board Member Jokes

Q: What do you call a school board member who’s always making fruit jokes?
A: Peachy!

Q: What did the school board member say to the principal after a long day?
A: “I’m board certified to kick back and relax!”

Uranus and November Jokes

Q: What do you get when you throw a piano down a Uranus well?
A: Low B flat!

Q: What’s the best time to visit Uranus?
A: November 29th!

Knock-Knock Joke

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
School board member
School board member who?
School board member if you’re not laughing at these jokes!

Peachy Jokes

Q: Why did the peachy school board member get a standing ovation?
A: Because he made everyone sit up and take notice!

Q: What do you call a peachy school board member who’s always in a good mood?
A: A sweet board member!

Funny Anecdote

In a political debate, a school board member was asked about his stance on school funding. He replied, “I believe in giving every school an equal opportunity to succeed, whether it’s a public school, private school, or prison school.”

Riddle

Q: What has a head and tail but no body?
A: A coin!