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Dad Jokes: When the Punchline Is Corny, but the Laughter Is Real

Dad Jokes About Gun Control:

  • Why do gun owners love Velcro? Because it’s just right for holding things together!
  • What do you call a gun control advocate with a concealed weapon? Politically incorrect.

Umbilicus/November 30th Pun:

  • Why did the belly button cross the road? To get to the other side of the waist!
  • What’s another name for November 30th? One before December!

Knock-Knock Joke About Gun Control:

  • Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Gun control.
  • Gun control who?
  • That’s what I’m here to talk about!

Politically Incorrect Dad Joke Related to Gun Control:

  • What do you call a gun control advocate who’s also a lawyer? A public defender for the inanimate!

Cute Anecdote:

During a political debate on gun control, one politician argued, “We need stricter background checks to keep guns out of the hands of dangerous people.” An elderly woman in the audience raised her hand and asked, “Excuse me, but isn’t the best background check the one where nobody gets shot?”

Random Joke/Riddle:

  • Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Bonus Dad Joke About These Dad Jokes:

  • Why are these dad jokes so bad? Because they’re shooting themselves in the foot!