Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Chucklefest for the Choir and Beyond
Choir Member Jokes
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Why did the choir member get lost? Because they misread the sheet music!
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What do you call a choir member who leaves the group to get a snack? A dippy soprano.
Nipple/November 2nd Pun
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What do you call a nipple that’s always out of tune? A flat note!
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What’s the deal with November 2nd? It’s pronounced “too nipples”!
Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock!
- Who’s there?
- Choir.
- Choir who?
- We’re the choir, and we’re here to raise the roof!
Dip Out Jokes
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Why did the choir member refuse to dip their bread in soup? Because they were afraid of getting a “dip out”!
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What do you call a choir member who always leaves their group? A “dippy” deserter.
Anecdote
A choir member ran for political office. During a debate, he was asked, “If elected, what will be your top priority?” Without missing a beat, he replied, “To put the choir in the balcony!”
Bonus Joke
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! (Get it? “eff-ess-h?”)