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Dad’s Delightful Delights: Laughter from “The Man in the High Castle”

Dad Joke about “The Man in the High Castle”:
Why did the Nazis invade the Japanese part of the United States?
…To seize the Orient Express!

“Take a Chill Pill” Dad Joke:
What did the Nazi say to the stressed-out American?
…Take a chill pill, or else you’ll go to the gas chamber!

Anus/November 3rd Pun:
What’s the difference between November 3rd and an anus?
…One’s a red day, and the other is a red day.

Knock-Knock Joke:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Julius.
Julius who?
Julius Seizure of the Japanese Territories!

“Take a Chill Pill” Dad Joke Part 2:
Why did the Americans hide their chill pills in the woods?
…So the Nazis wouldn’t find them and take them!

Political Anecdote:
A politician running for office in the United States made a speech about the dangers of Nazi influence in the country. Afterward, someone asked him if he was afraid of the consequences. He replied, “Not really. I’ve got a plan for every Reich and turn.”

Random Joke:
What’s brown and sticky?
…A stick!

Dad Joke about These Dad Jokes:
Why are these dad jokes so bad?
…Because they’re Nazi-ly good!