Dad Jokes to Make You Breathe Easier (and Laugh Harder)
Breathe Easy with These Dad Jokes
- Why did the scuba diver get lost? Because he ran out of air-b.
- Did you hear about the surfer who got stuck in the seaweed? He had a really gnarly knot-weed.
Pun Time!
- Why are alveoli such good singers? Because they’re full of air-olas!
- What do you call November 3rd? Two’s-day to breathe.
Knock-Knock
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Breathe.
- Breathe who?
- Breathe easy, I know some hilarious dad jokes!
Gnarly Dad Jokes
- Why did the surfer get a sunburn? Because he forgot to wear his wave-block.
- What do you call a gnarly wave that’s also a vegetable? A radica-wave!
Politics and Breathing
- Why did the politician get out of breath during his speech? Because he was all talk and no action.
Bonus Joke
- I went to the store to buy a new pair of lungs, but they were all out. I guess I’m just gonna have to breathe easy for now.
Dad Joke Synthesis
From breathing exercises to gnarly mishaps, these dad jokes are sure to give you a good chuckle and make your lungs work a little extra hard. And if you don’t find them funny, remember: you’re the whee-kest link!