Dad Jokes: Mind-Blowing and Savage
Tell Daddy a Mindfulness Joke
What do you call someone who’s really good at being present?
A mindful master.
Mindfulness Meets Savage
What do you get when you combine mindfulness with a savage attitude?
A zen-derful killing machine.
Pun-derful November
What do you call a giant star that’s late for its appointment?
Hyperion tardiness.
Knock-Knock Mindfulness
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mindfulness.
Mindfulness who?
Mindfulness the moment… you open this door.
Savage Dad Joke
Why is practicing mindfulness like being a savage?
Because you’re always aware of your surroundings and ready to protect your ego.
Political Mindful Anecdote
In a heated political debate, a candidate proudly proclaimed, “I’m a mindful leader. I always stay in the present moment.”
The opponent shot back, “You must be really good at ignoring your opponents’ arguments then.”
Random Riddle
What can you hold without ever touching or using your hands?
Your breath.
…And Finally, a Dad Joke about Them Dad Jokes
What do you call a bunch of bad dad jokes?
A joketopus.