Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan
Gamophobia: Fear of Marriage Edition
Why did the bachelor with gamophobia get married?
Because he found a wife who cured his fears… after she said “I do.”
What’s the first thing a man with gamophobia says when he’s proposing?
“Don’t hold me to this.”
Yo Mamma Gamophobia
Yo mamma is so afraid of marriage that even her wedding vow was “I promise not to tie the knot.”
Navel and November 4th Pun
Why did the navel get upset on November 4th?
Because it was Election Day and it couldn’t vote!
Knock-Knock Gamophobia
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Marriage.
Marriage who?
Marriage isn’t for me, too scary!
Yo Mamma Revisited
Yo mamma is so scared of marriage that she ran away with a runaway groom.
Gamophobia in Politics
In the world of politics, the only thing more feared than a scandal is a politician without a spouse. Why? Because a politician with no spouse is clearly single… and that’s gamophobia territory!
Random Joke
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
A Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
Why are dad jokes so bad?
Because they’re like a mystery with no clues, just a bunch of puns and groans.