Dad Jokes: A Reel of Silliness
Movie Mayhem
- What do you call a movie about a fish that can’t swim? A flounder!
Slayer Sensibilities
- Why did the Slayer movie get banned? Because it was too metal!
Astronomical Puns
- Why did the Martian eat Thanksgiving dinner? To get his fill of Mars-mallow sweet potatoes!
Cinecratic Knock-Knock
- Knock-knock.
- Who’s there?
- Movies!
- Movies who?
- Movies you out of the way, I’m trying to watch this film!
Slay Humor
- What do you call a Slayer movie with all the gory scenes removed? A night at the Slayer-wanna!
Political Popcorn
- Why did the politician watch movies while making speeches? To get his talking points from the silver screen!
Extravagant Pun
- What do you call a movie where all the characters are cats? A purr-fect picture!
Random Riddle
- What has a head, a body, and four legs…but can’t walk? A bed!