Dad Jokes: Parish Secretary Edition
Parish Secretary
Why did the Parish Secretary get fired?
Because she was caught adding extra “Amen”s to the collection plate.What’s the bummer about being a Parish Secretary?
You spend all your time at church, but you never get to confess.
Glottis/November 7th
Why did the Glottis need to see a doctor on November 7th?
Because it had a “vocal fry” day.
Knock-Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Parish Secretary.
Parish Secretary who?
Parish Secretary, I need your help!
Bummer
Why is Bummer so good at playing piano?
Because he’s always “down” on the keys.
Political Anecdote
A Parish Secretary was running for office. Her campaign slogan?
“Vote for me! I’m a faithful servant who won’t give you the sermon!”
Random
What’s the difference between an elephant and a banana?
An elephant can’t fit in your fridge… unless it’s a joke elephant!
Dad Joke Meta-Joke
What do you call a joke that’s so bad it’s actually funny?
A Dad Joke!
Expansive Summary
These dad jokes will leave you laughing whether you’re a Parish Secretary, a fan of puns, or just enjoy a good groan-worthy joke. From the not-so-good to the downright hilarious, these jokes explore the comical side of everyday life and the quirks of our hypothetical Parish Secretary. So dive in and get ready for some dad joke shenanigans!