Dad Jokes: Androgynous Ain’t Funny… Until You Read These!
Androgynous Amazement
Q: What do you call an androgynous rock singer?
A: David Bowie!
Q: What do you call an androgynous astronaut?
A: Major Tom-boy!
Far Out Dadisms
Q: What do you call an androgynous hippie?
A: Phoebe Cates’ mate!
November 7th Blunders
Q: Why did Phoebe Cates get arrested on November 7th?
A: Because she was breaking and entering!
Knock, Knock
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Androgynous.
Androgynous who?
Androgynous “here” to tell some jokes!
Far Out Farce
Q: What do you call an androgynous alien?
A: Space Case-y!
Political Puns
An androgynous politician was asked about their stance on gender equality. They replied, “I’m for abolishing all genders. That way, we’d all be ungenderable!”
Bonus Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a riddle and a joke?
A: A riddle makes you think, while a joke just makes you groan!
Summary
From androgynous astronauts to far-out hippies, these dad jokes are a testament to the power of wordplay. Whether you find them knee-slappingly hilarious or groan-inducingly bad, one thing’s for sure – they’ll make you question your own sense of humor!