Dad Jokes: The Owl-iciously Fun and Super Owl-some Edition
Hey there, joke enthusiasts! Get ready for some hooting and hooting-ly hilarious dad jokes that will make you laugh like an owl.
Owl About Owl
- What do you call an owl that’s always getting into trouble? A hooligan!
- Why did the owl cross the road? To get to the other “hoot-side”!
Owl and Hits Different
- What do you call an owl that loves to party? A hoot and holler!
- How do owls feel when they’re sick? Under the weather-roo!
Punny Follicle-y
- What do you call a pun about hair follicles? A “hair-raising” experience!
- Did you hear about the announcement on November 7th? It was a “follicle-ling” statement!
Knock, Knock… Owl
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Hoot hoot is there anybody out there?
Hits Different and Owls
- Why did the owl get lost? Because it didn’t have a map-hoot!
- What do you call a group of owls that love to sing? A choir-hoot!
Owl in Politics
An owl ran for mayor in the animal kingdom. Its campaign slogan? “Who? Me? I’m all about the hooting and tooting!”
Random Riddle
I am light as a feather, yet the strongest man can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
(Answer: Your breath)
Dad Joke on Dad Jokes
Why are dad jokes so bad? Because they’re Owl-ways corny!
Enjoy these owl-ful dad jokes and keep on hooting with laughter!