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Dad Jokes Gone Wild: The Ultimate Bone-Chilling Collection

Bone Jokes

  • What do you call a bone with no arms? A humerus.
  • Why did the skeleton get lost? Because it didn’t have a map… or any flesh.

Whatever Jokes

  • Why couldn’t the skeleton solve the mystery? Because it had no “clues.”

Artery and November 8th Jokes

  • What do you call an artery with a bad attitude? A vein-ful.
  • Why is November 8th the unluckiest day of the year? Because it’s “bone-volent.”

Knock-Knock Joke

  • Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Bones.
  • Bones who?
  • Bones to be jolly!

Whatever Jokes

  • What do you call a skeleton that’s always late? A bonehead.

Political Bone Antics

A skeleton ran for office but ended up losing. When asked why, he replied, “I didn’t have any support.”

Random Joke and Riddle

  • What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!

Riddle:

What has an eye, but cannot see? A needle.

Expansive Summary

This wacky collection of groan-worthy dad jokes navigates the hilarious realms of bones, whatever, arteries, November 8th, political skeletons, and random chuckles. From the bone-chillingly bad to the rib-ticklingly funny, these jokes are guaranteed to make you laugh or “bone” you on the head with their absurdity. Brace yourself for a wild ride where laughter bones will be rattle-d with delight!