Top-Tier Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh
Canola Oil Conundrums
- Why did the canola oil go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little bit seedy.
- What do you call canola oil that’s really good-looking? Bodacious!
Titan/November 8th Puns
- What do you call a super-strong element? A Titan-ium.
- How many election votes did the Titan win on November 8th? A landslide!
Knock-Knock Who’s There?
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canola. Canola who? Canola be serious, these jokes are terrible!
Bodacious Bodaciousness
- What do you call a really awesome canola oil? Bodacious-a-canola!
Canola Oil in Politics
In the recent election, a candidate made a bold promise to “bring back canola oil to its former glory.” To this, a political commentator replied, “That’s a bold statement. I guess they’re hoping to plant the seeds of success!”
Random Joke/Riddle
- What’s something you can catch but not throw? A cold.
Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
- What do you call a joke that’s so bad it’s actually funny? A “dad” joke, of course!