Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Scary Side of Horror
Horror Humor
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What do you call a demon with a bad attitude? A hell-raiser!
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Why did the werewolf get lost? Because he didn’t know the path of least resistance!
Gnarly Dad Jokes
- What do you get when you cross a zombie and a gnarly surfer? A gnarled flesh-eating fiend!
Mercury/November 8th Pun
- Why is Mercury so cold? Because it’s November 8th! (Get it? Mercury, November eighth?)
Horror Knock-Knock
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Mummy.
- Mummy who?
- Mummy the light, it’s too dark!
Gnarly Politics
- In the recent election, the candidate for the horror party promised to make the opposition “drop dead.”
Random Joke
- What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks!
Expansive Summary
This article explored the lighter side of horror through a series of groan-worthy dad jokes. From demons with attitude problems to gnarly werewolves, we covered the spectrum of spooky humor. We even delved into the world of politics, finding laughter in the most unexpected places. Whether you’re a fan of horror or just enjoy a good laugh, these dad jokes are sure to put a smile on your face.