Dad Jokes for Ethical Non-Monogamy Enthusiasts
Ethical Non-Monogamy and Love Triangles
Why do ethical non-monogamous relationships thrive in Love Triangles? Because it cancels out the need for trigonometry!
Wickedly Ethical
What’s the Wicked joke about ethical non-monogamy? It’s a “Defying Gravity” situation where different partners “spiral into each other’s arms, endlessly.”
Oil Glands and Dad Jokes
What do oil glands and November 9th have in common? They’re both “smooth” and “9/10” on the joke scale!
Knock-Knock Who?
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Ethan and Gwen.
Ethan and Gwen who?
Ethan and Gwen are getting married, and they’re inviting all their ethical non-monogamous friends to the wedding!
Wicked Wit
How do you know if a Wicked witch is practicing ethical non-monogamy? She’s dating a flying monkey who’s “green with envy”!
Political Punchline
Why did the politician declare his support for ethical non-monogamy? Because he wanted to get “bi-partisan” support!
Random Riddle
What has a head and a tail but no body? A penny.
Dad Jokes for Dad Jokes
What do you call a dad joke about ethical non-monogamy? A “poly-silly” joke!