Dad Jokes for Stargate Universe Fans (And Beyond)
Stargate Universe Dad Joke
Why did the Stargate Universe crew get lost in space?
Because they kept taking the wrong “gate”!
Stargate Universe Satire Dad Joke
What’s the difference between Stargate Universe and a sitcom?
One is about a spaceship that travels through space, and the other is about a spaceship that travels through space and is perpetually stuck in a loop.
Skin or November 10th Pun Joke
What do you call a man with no legs and a November 10th birthday?
Napalm! (Get it? Napalm… November 10th…)
Stargate Universe Knock-Knock Joke
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stargate.
Stargate who?
Stargate-gate-gate-gate-gate-gate-gate!
Satire Dad Joke
Why did the satirical Stargate Universe spin-off never get made?
Because it wasn’t “gate” enough for the fans.
Stargate Universe Political Anecdote
Did you hear about the politician who voted to defund Stargate Universe?
He claimed it was a “black hole” for tax dollars, but it turned out he just couldn’t stomach the show’s heavy sci-fi themes.
Random Riddle
What has a bed but no head, a mouth but no teeth, and runs but never walks?
(Answer: A river)
Dad Joke About These Dad Jokes
Why are these Stargate Universe dad jokes so bad?
Because they’re from another universe… where humor is intergalactic!
Expansive Summary
This article delves into the vast wilderness of Stargate Universe-related humor, featuring jokes spanning Stargate Universe trivia, satirizing the series, and playing off wordplay. It weaves in topical references and anecdotes, inviting readers to share in the laughter and amusement that Stargate Universe enthusiasts hold dear.