Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Linux Jokes What do you call a sad Linux user? A bummer. What does a Linux kernel say when it’s overwhelmed? “I’m outta here!” Bummer Jokes Why did the bummer get a haircut? Because he was tired of...
Dad Jokes: Certified Eye-Rollers and Groan-Inducers Relationship Dad Joke That Breaks the Mold Why did the husband hire a lifeguard for his wife? Because she was always diving into trouble! Food and Drink Dad Joke That Goes Rogue What do you call a husband who always...
Dad Jokes: The Navy’s Not-So-Secret Weapon Navy Jokes Why did the Navy sailor get lost at sea? Because he couldn’t find his ship-shape! What do you call a Navy ship that’s always hip? A dis-hip-ping vessel! Pun Jokes What do you call a statue made of...
Mayonnaise Mania: Jokes That Will Leave You Shaking Your Head Dad Joke About Mayonnaise What do you call mayonnaise that’s been sitting in the sun for too long? Sub-marine dressing! Dad Joke About Mayonnaise (Peachy Related) Why did the peachy mayonnaise get...
Dad Jokes: A Monastic Misadventure Prepare your corny-meters for a dad joke extravaganza! Prior/Prioress Pronunciation Peculiarities Why did the Prior and Prioress get a tongue-tied choir? They kept singing “pre-or, pre-or.” What did the chill Prior say to...
