Are You Ready for Some Pun-derful Dad Jokes? Dad Jokes about Horticulture What do you call a flower that’s always arguing? A buttercup! What do you call a gardening tool that’s always getting lost? A hoe-kay! What do you get when you cross a rose with a...
Dad Jokes: A Praying Mantis-fest of Puns, Knock-Knocks, and More Praying Mantis Dad Joke Why did the praying mantis look so shocked? Because he saw the future! Praying Mantis-Bet Dad Joke What do you call a praying mantis that won a bet? A winner mantis!...
Dad Jokes: A Tail of Laughter Animal Care Humor Why did the animal caretaker quit his job? Because he couldn’t bear the grizzly situation! What do you call a square animal caretaker? A vet-equilateral! Palatable Puns What’s the difference between your...
When a Dad’s Jokes Hit the Sea-t Spot Who’s always getting lost in the ocean? Marine-ers! (Get it?) Why did the Marine ask for a sip of cola? To make a salty-soda! Near-Me-Pun Joke: What’s near me and smells like carrots? Near-rots! Knock-Knock Joke:...
Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes about Family Members Why did the dad take his son to the grocery store? To pick up some meat! What do you call a mom who is always making jokes? A pun-ishment! “Catch You on the Flip Side” Dad...
